Honorary Punks

SPACE FUNERAL - “The Fleetwood Mac of Video Games”

There’s nothing you can say about Space Funeral that hasn’t already been said countless times in the past eight years, even though it was only released in 2010.

It is, of course, your standard jRPG. You play a giant crying bald man wearing black and yellow pajamas who is accompanied by a yellow, headless leg horse and you eat bags of blood to restore your health. Oh, and Lucy from Peanuts is an item vendor who sells you rusty knives that you use to stab wolves and subterranean sharks.

As far as I’m concerned, Space Funeral is the first and only video game that can be considered “truly punk” and you’re wasting your time playing anything thing else, you’re a fucking poser punk baby bitch.

Honorary Punks would like to wish a happy 50th birthday to Cliff Burton even though he got smooshed by a bus.

Honorary Punks would like to wish a happy 50th birthday to Cliff Burton even though he got smooshed by a bus.

I think Britney Spears is a punk for shaving her head and saying F U C K me as a fucken chorus.

Britney Spears is NOT an honorary punk for shaving her head. Britney Spears is a former pop teen starlet who was (and in all likelihood still is) suffering from a major emotional disturbance. I know that we like to have fun here at Honorary Punks, but there is nothing funny about another human being’s hardships.

That being said, her sister, Jamie Lynn Spears, IS an honorary punk, not for her rebellion against the man (Nickelodeon) by way of getting pregnant at 16 by an old dude (Casey Aldridge,) but for her groundbreaking portrayal of Zoey Brooks on the Nickelodeon comedy-drama Zoey 101, which premiered in 2005 and ran four seasons, earning Spears a Young Hollywood Award, a Young Artist Award and several Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards.

Is Edie Falco punk?
Anonymous

Edie Falco is an honorary punk, not because of her acting career or personality, but because her last name sounds like the word “falcon,” which is pretty cool.

It’s important to note that this rule is not set in stone. For example, the Austrian singer Falco, famous for songs such as “Rock Me Armadeus,” is NOT an honorary punk because that song fucking sucks.

They Might Be Giants are honorary punks because I fucking said so.

They Might Be Giants are honorary punks because I fucking said so.

whats punk

A better question would be, “what ISN’T punk?” Punk is all around you. A warm embrace between friends, a cool sea breeze on a hot day, a cool sea breeze (the drink) on a hot day, the crunch of crisp autumn leaves underfoot, the smell of fresh cut grass, the cool side of the pillow, a tender kiss with that special someone, giving back to the community, working hard, trying your best, 80s hardcore.

henry rollins is a no-talent jackass,Did you know he had a 10 year faggot love fest with glenn danzig?Anyway,black flag didn't always suck,When keith morris was in the band they wrote great songs,The main reason they started sucking is because greg ginn is a moron.He thought farting on a snare drum and screaming some non-sense was music,so yeah,your little tumblething is pretty stupid.you gotta be a jewbook fan to have a gay site like this,get a life queer,lol it thinks sentences are links.LOSER
Anonymous

Keith Morris wasn’t in Black Flag, he was that drummer guy for that band that did that Pinball Wizard song. I think they we called Who? Anyway, to answer your question, Keith Morris is not an honorary punk because I hate that pinball song.

Jerry Seinfeld is an honorary punk for his ongoing fight against “the man” (airline food.)

Jerry Seinfeld is an honorary punk for his ongoing fight against “the man” (airline food.)

Are The Simpsons or any other characters in that show punk?

I just Googled that to see what it was, and from my initial impression, no.

Bryan Cranston would be an honorary punk for his role as Hal in Malcolm in the Middle, except his portrayal of meth-lord Walter White ruins it. Meth is not punk, and neither is spending that much time around Mexicans.

Bryan Cranston would be an honorary punk for his role as Hal in Malcolm in the Middle, except his portrayal of meth-lord Walter White ruins it. Meth is not punk, and neither is spending that much time around Mexicans.