
Honorary Punks would like to wish a happy 50th birthday to Cliff Burton even though he got smooshed by a bus.

Honorary Punks would like to wish a happy 50th birthday to Cliff Burton even though he got smooshed by a bus.

Britney Spears is NOT an honorary punk for shaving her head. Britney Spears is a former pop teen starlet who was (and in all likelihood still is) suffering from a major emotional disturbance. I know that we like to have fun here at Honorary Punks, but there is nothing funny about another human being’s hardships.

That being said, her sister, Jamie Lynn Spears, IS an honorary punk, not for her rebellion against the man (Nickelodeon) by way of getting pregnant at 16 by an old dude (Casey Aldridge,) but for her groundbreaking portrayal of Zoey Brooks on the Nickelodeon comedy-drama Zoey 101, which premiered in 2005 and ran four seasons, earning Spears a Young Hollywood Award, a Young Artist Award and several Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards.
Edie Falco is an honorary punk, not because of her acting career or personality, but because her last name sounds like the word “falcon,” which is pretty cool.
It’s important to note that this rule is not set in stone. For example, the Austrian singer Falco, famous for songs such as “Rock Me Armadeus,” is NOT an honorary punk because that song fucking sucks.
A better question would be, “what ISN’T punk?” Punk is all around you. A warm embrace between friends, a cool sea breeze on a hot day, a cool sea breeze (the drink) on a hot day, the crunch of crisp autumn leaves underfoot, the smell of fresh cut grass, the cool side of the pillow, a tender kiss with that special someone, giving back to the community, working hard, trying your best, 80s hardcore.
Keith Morris wasn’t in Black Flag, he was that drummer guy for that band that did that Pinball Wizard song. I think they we called Who? Anyway, to answer your question, Keith Morris is not an honorary punk because I hate that pinball song.
I just Googled that to see what it was, and from my initial impression, no.